I need some attention, how do I get in touch with Dpcted?

You can use the little box to the right. But if that seems a bit too complicated, you can email info@dpcted.com.

I love Dpcted so much I want to stalk you, where can I find you at?

We usually like to hide from the crazies, but since you asked…

We actually have a website, did you know that?

And we blog on that website. Really rather randomly, and sometimes not really at all, but it’s there.

And we hang out over on Facebook too.

We have a Twitter too, but mostly it’s just a feed from our Facebook.

We have a Google+ profile too. But like everyone else with a Google+ profile, we don’t really use it.

That’s where we hang out now, but if you know of a hip spot we didn’t hear about yet – shoot us an email, we’ll come join you.

What are “Special Edition” tees and will they become collector’s items one day like baseball cards?

Our “Special Edition” tees are only for the uber awesome. We release them for limited amounts of time, and then they are permanently retired. And we couldn’t really tell you if they’ll become collector’s items some day, but maybe you should buy them and store them in cellophane sleeves just in case. Or you could walk on the wild side and wear them.

Uh oh, there’s a problem with my order, what do I do?

You should email us immediately at info@dpcted.com before an intergalactic collision creates complete and utter chaos. The fate of the world lies in your hands.

What size should I buy?


Bust Measurement

With arms down at side, measure around the fullest part of the bust.

Chest Measurement

With arms down, measure around the upper body, under arms and over the fullest part of chest.



S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
SIZE 3/5 7/9 11/13 15/17 17/19 19/21 21/23
BUST 30-32 33-35 36-37 38-39 40-41 42-44 45-47



S M L XL 2X 3X 4X 5X
CHEST 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 50-52 50-53 54-57 58-60



S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
SIZE 4/6 8/10 12/14 16/18 20/22 22/24 24/26
CHEST 35-36 37-38 39-41 42-44 45-47 48-50 51-53



S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
CHEST 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 50-52 54-56 58-60
WAIST 28-30 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46 48-50 52-54



S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
CHEST 35-37 38-40 41-43 44-46 47-49 50-53 54-57



S M L XL 2X 3X 4X
BUST 35-36 37-38 39-41 42-44 45-47 48-51 52-55
SIZE 4/6 8/10 12/14 16/18 20/22 24/26 28/30

I’m going to need a lot of shirts – do you do bulk and/or wholesale orders?

We love our customers who can’t get enough of us!

We don’t currently have bulk pricing or a wholesale program. If you’re really interested in whopping quantities of shirts, contact us and we’ll haggle about it.

Can I buy your tees in stores?

You can. But why would you want to? Our website is much cooler.

Okay, okay. You can find a few of our t-shirts in Spencer’s stores. And in Ink’d Shop boutique. But neither of them carry our full line.

See why our website is much cooler?

Who designs your tees and is it okay if I worship them?

There are a few of us who design the tees, and we all welcome any offerings you wish to bestow on us. We particularly like to be worshipped with wine, chocolates, and free trips to warm, tropical islands.

Are your shirts going to turn into Barbie & Ken shirts when I wash them?

Are there any fancy washing instructions I need to follow?

I like to be an informed consumer – what kind of fabric and ink do you use?

What payment methods do you accept?

What if I don’t like my tee?

We want all DPCTED customers to be 100% satisfied with their orders. We will be happy to refund your purchased order (minus shipping and handling fees) provided the product is returned within 45 days of purchase and in re-sellable condition (unwashed and free from stains and odors). Please include original packing slip and return to:

174 Chesterfield Ind. Blvd.
Chesterfield, MO 63005

In order to exchange a product you must return your order. Please follow the instructions for returns and place order slip with instructions for the desired exchange item or size. Once the original order is received we will process and send out exchange. Condition of merchandise must meet return policy guidelines.

At DPCTED Apparel we will handle any questions or concerns you might have about your one-of-a-kind shirts or any aspect of your order. Please don’t hesitate to contact us at info@dpcted.com.

All PR/Media and t-shirt blog inquires can be directed to info@gcfrog.com.

If I spend enough, will you throw in shipping for free?

I’m not exactly known for my patience, how quickly will my order be shipped?

I’m a globe trotter, will you ship my order to me anywhere in the world?


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